Post by TrickyLA on Dec 2, 2008 21:49:49 GMT -5
Color Coded?
Breaking the Fourth Wall
It was a bright and sunny day, the sun was shining, the birds were chirping, and the hunter was getting ready to kill. (Lawl, reference to past fic) It was an especially great day in Townsville. Townsville was a wonderful town with happy little people, and no residents could have been happier at the moment then THE POWERPUFF GIRLS.
“GIVE ME BACK MY OCTI BUTTERCUP!”
“HAHA NO WAY BUBBLEBUTT!”
“SHUT UP GUYS I’M TRYING TO STUDY!”
Okay, maybe we should come back later….
Later:
Ah, much better. The girls were having another wonderful day at school, Pokey Oaks Middle, when they were met with something none of them expected.
“THE ROWDYRUFF BOYS!?”
That’s right, the Rowdyruffs had returned…..TO GO TO SCHOOL!
“Uh, hold on…I thought the boys were EVIL…..why would they randomly show up at our school?” Blossom looked at me skeptically, raising a delicate brow for effect.
“Ummmm……It’s my fic! ><”
Blossom sighed and rolled her eyes.
“Fine.”
Well, as soon as the girls looked at the boys, they felt something they had never felt before.
“WOW THE HOTNESS!!!!”
That’s right, Bubbles had fallen for the Blonde Boomer. Buttercup has crushing on Butch, and Blossom had a thing for Brick…..?
“Wait…what are you girls doing!?”
The girls looked up and stared at me strangely. Bubbles was in a lick lock with…..Butch? And why the heck was Boomer with Blossom!? Buttercup was snuggling up to Brick!?
“Hey, you can’t do that!”
All of them stared at me strangely.
“Why not?”
I sighed and got out a large graph and fanfiction statistics.
“Well, you see it’s the laws of fanfiction. Everything must be color coded. It’s the circle of life. Bubbles is supposed to be with Boomer, Blossom with Brick, and Butch with Buttercup. It wakes things easier for us AND it’s the natural order.”
Bubbles started to cry, Butch rubbed her back.
“But I LIKE Butch! ><”
I sighed.
“Sorry, but you have to go with Boomer. If you don’t, the chances this fanfiction will get bad reviews go up.”
Brick glared up from Buttercup.
“No way, I love this chick.”
Buttercup smirked and kissed him.
“NO IT’S AGAINST THE ORDER!!!”
Boomer cried and Blossom put a comforting arm around him.
“It’s okay Boomer…”
I glared at the troublemakers.
“Stop that, now get with your counterparts or I’ll make you all UGLY!!”
A gasp was heard from Bubbles and she looked longingly at Butch. He shrugged and hugged her. Then all the girls and guys groaned before going with their respective counter parts.
“See? Wasn’t that easier?”
All of them glared at me before grumbling to themselves.
“Color Coding sucks ass…”
“Why do we have to be color coded anyway! Blue and Green matches! And Red and Green is Christmas!”
I shook my head.
“Tell that to the die hard Color Coding fans.”
Color Coding, it’s the LAW.
Breaking the Fourth Wall
It was a bright and sunny day, the sun was shining, the birds were chirping, and the hunter was getting ready to kill. (Lawl, reference to past fic) It was an especially great day in Townsville. Townsville was a wonderful town with happy little people, and no residents could have been happier at the moment then THE POWERPUFF GIRLS.
“GIVE ME BACK MY OCTI BUTTERCUP!”
“HAHA NO WAY BUBBLEBUTT!”
“SHUT UP GUYS I’M TRYING TO STUDY!”
Okay, maybe we should come back later….
Later:
Ah, much better. The girls were having another wonderful day at school, Pokey Oaks Middle, when they were met with something none of them expected.
“THE ROWDYRUFF BOYS!?”
That’s right, the Rowdyruffs had returned…..TO GO TO SCHOOL!
“Uh, hold on…I thought the boys were EVIL…..why would they randomly show up at our school?” Blossom looked at me skeptically, raising a delicate brow for effect.
“Ummmm……It’s my fic! ><”
Blossom sighed and rolled her eyes.
“Fine.”
Well, as soon as the girls looked at the boys, they felt something they had never felt before.
“WOW THE HOTNESS!!!!”
That’s right, Bubbles had fallen for the Blonde Boomer. Buttercup has crushing on Butch, and Blossom had a thing for Brick…..?
“Wait…what are you girls doing!?”
The girls looked up and stared at me strangely. Bubbles was in a lick lock with…..Butch? And why the heck was Boomer with Blossom!? Buttercup was snuggling up to Brick!?
“Hey, you can’t do that!”
All of them stared at me strangely.
“Why not?”
I sighed and got out a large graph and fanfiction statistics.
“Well, you see it’s the laws of fanfiction. Everything must be color coded. It’s the circle of life. Bubbles is supposed to be with Boomer, Blossom with Brick, and Butch with Buttercup. It wakes things easier for us AND it’s the natural order.”
Bubbles started to cry, Butch rubbed her back.
“But I LIKE Butch! ><”
I sighed.
“Sorry, but you have to go with Boomer. If you don’t, the chances this fanfiction will get bad reviews go up.”
Brick glared up from Buttercup.
“No way, I love this chick.”
Buttercup smirked and kissed him.
“NO IT’S AGAINST THE ORDER!!!”
Boomer cried and Blossom put a comforting arm around him.
“It’s okay Boomer…”
I glared at the troublemakers.
“Stop that, now get with your counterparts or I’ll make you all UGLY!!”
A gasp was heard from Bubbles and she looked longingly at Butch. He shrugged and hugged her. Then all the girls and guys groaned before going with their respective counter parts.
“See? Wasn’t that easier?”
All of them glared at me before grumbling to themselves.
“Color Coding sucks ass…”
“Why do we have to be color coded anyway! Blue and Green matches! And Red and Green is Christmas!”
I shook my head.
“Tell that to the die hard Color Coding fans.”
Color Coding, it’s the LAW.
